I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.



If you’ve ever doubted yourself, walk deep into any forest. Notice how the trees still stand even though they are given no recognition. Walk along any stream. The water still flows, though no one stops to praise it. Watch the stars late at night; they shine without acknowledgment. Humans are just the same. We are made out of the same elements as these beautiful wonders. Always remember your beauty and self worth. 





Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that



Anonymous asked:

"That is scary to me bcuz what if someone got hurt?" Welcome to the real world homie, not everything is homogenized and sanitized for your safety out here. It's not just immigrants either, there are plenty of good ol' white bread Americans doing the same "scary" shit and quite frankly they're the grease that keeps the wheels spinning so you can sit safely in the comfort of your "I would never!" home and judge them. Grow up and get over it.

gardens-of-secrets answered:

In a civilized country, there are laws to protect workers and customers from undue danger.

Nah I agree with this anon. My dad worked under the table alot and he worked right alongside born Americans. It’s hard out here and everything’s expensive so you do what you have to do. I get the feeling there are a lot of sheltered, upper middle class kids on the tag.